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sansalayned:

Elia Martell, Princess of Dorne. You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children. Say the name! | I have worked at the downfall of Tywin Lannister since the day they told me of Elia and her children.

Preasoiaf meme: 5 preasoiaf characters [5/5] → Elia Martell

Oct 03 @ 10:11 PM
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haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

Oct 03 @ 10:11 PM
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primuula:

crowcrow:

ON TUMBLR WE ARE REQUIRED TO POST THIS EVERY YEAR.

(i literally waited till midnight to post this)

i’ve missed this everytime for the past 4 years, i think it’s about time i reblog it

Oct 03 @ 10:10 PM
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Sep 27 @ 1:24 PM
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breathitallout:

timeformoriar-tea:

equestrianfangirlswag:

christmas-boners:

spockcicles:

pureironimpala:

three word horror story: The beep test

OKAY SO AT MY SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE BEEP TEST…

Sep 10 @ 11:57 AM
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booksandsugarquills:

September Book Photo Challenge - Day 5: Bookstack

August/September Book Haul

Sep 08 @ 8:58 PM
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toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

Sep 08 @ 8:58 PM
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LLMNS